Dear fellas in the emergency exit row,
What a fun, handsome bunch you are. Probably college buddies – how cool you’re traveling together. I remember those days!
Ok – the flight attendant is talking to you and you are not listening. In the event of an emergency are you really going to help open the door and get us all safely out? Did you read the card or are you just saying you did… be honest.
I know you’re hungover and everything seems cool and funny right now but if you are not going to take this seriously then please give your leg room to someone who is.
(warning – i am about to go dark)
Cuz if you eff up this one simple task I’m headed to @PassengerShaming and you will NEVER recover. Provided we survive the crash.
Journey on, Janes