Dear bros in the emergency exit row,
The flight attendant is talking to you and you aren’t listening. In the event of an emergency are you really going to help open the door and get us all safely out? Did you read the card or are you just saying you did… be honest.
I know you’re hungover and either heading to bros weekend or just returning from bros weekend but if you’re not gonna take this seriously then give your leg room to someone who is.
Because if you EFF up this one simple task I’m headed to Passenger Shaming on Facebook and you will NEVER recover. Provided we survive the crash.
Journey on, Janes. 💺